INTERNET PROVIDED BY CHICKEN

CHICKEN
INTERNET

$CHICKWEB

Humans discovered the internet in 1998.
The chicken already had it in 1997.

CONNECT NOW X / TWITTER TELEGRAM

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// LORE.TXT

ONE CHICKEN.
ONE ROUTER.
BAD IDEA.

1997 — chicken finds blue cable.

1997 — chicken plugs cable into random box.

1997 — internet happens.

1998 — humans take the credit.

2026 — chicken returns.

// CHICKEN DATA CENTER

UPTIMEprobably

SERVERS2½

TECH SUPPORT🐔

PASSWORDcluck123

// HOW TO CONNECT

Chicken does not accept corn.

Click the green-looking thing.

Congratulations. You are online.

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